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October 3rd, 2004


12:37 am
say goodbye to eljay. now that i think about it, its been a complete fucking waste of time. i dont want to write about shit that noone wants to hear about anyways. although eljay is awesome for people that take endless pictures of themselves and pick one out of the hundred they took, post it on eljay, and have people lie to them and tell them they are pretty for some sick type of reassurance.

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September 30th, 2004


07:41 pm
ijust don't know anymore.
Current Music: junior varsity- the big little city killing cycle

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September 16th, 2004


01:48 pm - well well well
Yesterday i got all 4 of my wisdome teeth taken out. My bottom right tooth was completely sideways and my bottom left had a third root in it which made it a pain in the ass to get out. They had to drill it in to pieces and then get under the root, make an incision, and rip the fuckers out. Wisdome teeth are a lot bigger than normal teeth unless your mr. thompkin, the science teacher from krop but anyways, i was all fucked up on novacane and nitrous oxide. They didnt put enough novicane because i felt all of it though.

After it was over, they put these pieces of cloth in the back of my mouth to bite down on to cause a blood clot which would stop bleeding and they were the worst. You can't even talk. Anyways they proscribed me percocet (strong ass pain killers)

This morning, i woke up with blood all over my face and my pillows. My cheeks are completely swollen and it hurts to move my mouth. My mom doesnt know what shes taking about shes talking about so she made me take 2 perc-s and i dont know whats going on right now.

I dont have a care in the world. Fuck all of you people that lie about your image, who do things just to try to fit in, if i see you anytime soon ill beat your ass. all you guys are is little bithes. you people know who the fuck you are.

if i had to remember what i just wrote, i couldnt. :(

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September 12th, 2004


07:25 pm - )(0()(0((0()()(((0()()()((0)9_**)0_
It doesn’t matter what I say
So long as I sing with inflection
That makes you feel that I’ll convey
Some inner truth of vast reflection
But I’ve said nothing so far
And I can keep it up for as long as it takes
And it don’t matter who you are
If I’m doing my job then it’s your resolve that breaks

Because the hook brings you back
I ain’t tellin’ you no lie
The hook brings you back
On that you can rely
Current Mood: [mood icon] hopeful
Current Music: blues traveler- the hook <<333

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August 24th, 2004


09:29 pm
alexisonfire.

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August 23rd, 2004


09:10 pm - LARRRYYYYYY
Ok heres what just went down approximately an hour and 10 minutes ago. I walk to the park across the street from me. Every single person there was black besides me. Since every living thing must adapt to their environment in order to survive, i figure my best shot is to join in on this game they call basketball so i did. After a while, they began calling me Larry Bird.

I rep the 954 to the fullest.
Current Mood: [mood icon] pimped out
Current Music: jim jones- certified gangstas

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August 22nd, 2004


11:32 am
Sometimes i wish i were black. Project Pat makes me wish i were black. Hes the greatest rapper to ever live. I felt the need to stress this repeatedly so then i thought making an entry would be the best way to do that.

There aren't very many people that are aware of my true color. A common misconception are the freckles on my arms. The truth is that those freckles aren't freckles but pieces of my true color. All of the white you see is just a big birthmark.
Current Mood: [mood icon] ghetto
Current Music: project pat- ghetty green- erb

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August 19th, 2004


12:00 am
elllllllllllllllllggggaaaaayyyyyyyyy

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August 18th, 2004


06:01 pm - day 3
Well today was decent. My english class is the funniest class ive ever had in my entire life. No joke. All i do is laugh whether its from Danielle Cooper and her "I scare my own family shirts" or its the little spanish kid named Rodrigo trying to explain why dogs are colorblind, having something to do "with all of the rods and cones", or this kid Tyrell who sits next to Diego and I.
Today our teacher Mr. Meyers (BERRRY MEYERSSS)was reading a page from our literature book and it said that the story he was reading took place in December...Then Mr. Meyers asks the class "so what time of year is it if the story takes place in December?" and Tyrell answers back "its slavery". ROFL. I have no idea what Slavery has to dow ith winter but im serious with the quotes cuz i always write the funny shit down.

Oh by the way, this one girl Danielle Cooper is this huge crazy girl with all of these disorders and shit and shes a dyke and plays softball...Today in psychology...we had to tell everyone our earliest memory...and most people said like their first day of elementry school or whatever but Danielle Cooper said "My dad drinks a lot of beer and sometimes leaves the bottles half full and when i was three, i'd get up at night to look for something to drink and i'd always drink his beer until he caught on" ...true story...everyone looked at her like wtf mate!?!?!Then she told us all about her first words...now i didnt quote her this time but she said she was outside of a mcdonalds and there were seagulls all around the parking lot and she told them to shut the fuck up when she was 2 or something along those lines...she like yelled it out...she was like "and my first words were shut the fuck up to these seagulls". We talked about mental disorders and she knew all of them and was like proud of it and shit. hah ;x
Current Mood: [mood icon] tired
Current Music: 8 ball- Slab rider

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August 16th, 2004


10:59 pm - Day one...
Overall, i'd say i'm rather pleased with my classes. I love being in regular because a lot of the kids in there are so stupid i can not pay attention, half-ass everything, and still be one of the better students :-)

I got psychology first period with coke head max, and i met this other dude whos a senior and seems pretty cool. Second period is American history with Clifford, third period is english with this new guy Barry Meyers. I got diego in that class and i swear the first 30 minutes of class, we were laughing so fucking hard at this guy. Hes so fucking weird and he went on and on and on and he even talked about how he got drafted to go to vietnam but said he had flat feet and they let him stay. What pussy!
Next is spanish 2 with guess who...Irene Gomez...i had her last year for spanish one and im so happy cuz that class is a joke and i'm going to raise some hell. Fifth period seems pretty cool, physicAL science with Ms. Gonzalez...or is it Rodriguez..i duno lol but shes cool... and sisxt period i have algebra 2 with Ms. Marino. I dunno i think shes new but whatever i hate math...i hope shes not a bitch.

Anyways on my way home afterschool, i threw a cert at this big black kid and i think it hit him in the head and he pulled a terminator and ran after the car...i thought i had a clean get away until i saw that the street upahead was crowded and not going anywhere. Anyways i did a 3 point turn and drove back the other way past him. I dont care though, i'm bringing my louisville slugger with me in my car and if he gets near me, well i'll put that motherfucker in the hospital. No joke, you cant let your guard down with those kids they are nuts, hes eh btw and once tried to fight my friend.

Does anyone have class with me? I'm anxious to see whos in my even classsses manana. I'm mad tired. I got like an hour of sleep last night..actually this morning.

Well i'm out. you stay classy San Diego..<---------- wtf mate. lol
Current Mood: [mood icon] tired
Current Music: Janis Joplin- Summertime

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July 26th, 2004


03:24 pm - havent posteddd ina whileeeeee
someone im'd me thinking i was someone else but it was fun.



Taintedtear13: hey
carlito says: hi, whos this
Taintedtear13: samantha
carlito says: oh
carlito says: ok
Taintedtear13: lol
carlito says: long time no see
Taintedtear13: yeah sorry i didnt call on sat
carlito says: call??
Taintedtear13: yeah remember you said to call online
Taintedtear13: when i was at katies
carlito says: katies?
carlito says: what the hell
carlito says: sorry
Taintedtear13: sorry for what?
carlito says: im confused
carlito says: katie who?
Taintedtear13: shepley
carlito says: i dont know who that is
Taintedtear13: who is this?
carlito says: lol who the hell is this
Taintedtear13: omg what the hell lol
Taintedtear13: samantha
Taintedtear13: who is this?
carlito says: samantha who
carlito says: this si carl
carlito says: is
Taintedtear13: wait what is your last name?
carlito says: why
Taintedtear13: so i can figure out who this is
carlito says: whats chool do you go to
carlito says: school*
Taintedtear13: granada
Taintedtear13: you?
carlito says: lol where the fuck is that
Taintedtear13: where do you live?
carlito says: miami
Taintedtear13: holy shit
Taintedtear13: i live in cali
carlito says: makes perfect sense
Taintedtear13: woah you have like the same exact sn as my friend
Taintedtear13: how old are you?
carlito says: 16
Taintedtear13: kool
carlito says: yea
Taintedtear13: well hello im samantha and i have the wrong sn
Taintedtear13: im 15
carlito says: so what do people do in californiaa
Taintedtear13: umm in a band and i hang out with friends mostly
carlito says: i play wheel chair basketball
Taintedtear13: go to shows
Taintedtear13: really?
carlito says: yeah
Taintedtear13: kool
carlito says: when i was younger
carlito says: i got ran over by a golfcart
Taintedtear13: what do you do now?
Taintedtear13: wtf
Taintedtear13: interesting


little does she know...
hah oh well sadly enough, this might be the highlight of my day.
Current Mood: [mood icon] odd
Current Music: alexisonfire- the kennedy curse

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July 15th, 2004


07:42 pm - weekdays suck
Fuck.






















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Current Mood: [mood icon] sad
Current Music: C.C. - Sullivan Street

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July 12th, 2004


08:02 pm - 8===D fuck you
More dullness. I hate aventura mall.
Current Mood: [mood icon] bored
Current Music: Against Me- I Still Love You Julie

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July 7th, 2004


02:11 am
i got chased by a retard who works at quiznos holding a knife.

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June 23rd, 2004


10:49 am - wef/,wejrfn;pweu rfj
Went do Diego's and got drunk. Tried to chug 2 32 oz. old english bottles, i almost had it but i gave way at the end. If i had to guess i'd say i drank about 50 ounces and then i puked. Then i drank more lol but it didnt really do anything. Diego took little sips like a bitch but that was smart because he didnt hurl so he was pretty fucked up.

I'm going to play my game now :-)
Current Mood: little hungover
Current Music: eric clapton- change the world

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June 21st, 2004


03:44 pm - Recap
Ok this week has been rather boring but i guess i should update so here we go.

The worst thing that happened was when i went to zip up my pants and lets just say something was still hanging out.It was like theres somethign about mary part 2. This hurt like shit and theres a mark to show to anyone that doesn't believe it. jk. but there is a mark and that sucked.

Ran over an opossum(sp?) goimg like 40 and got blood and shit all up in my wheel well..It was already dead but it was fucking gross and funny.

Went to walmart and rode bikes and threw balls and hula hoops and shit at nick and alex and then some guy told us we needed to stop. On the way out, we lied about our names and addressess and social security numbers and got free umbrellas.

Before we arrived at walmart, we dropped alex off on this one street where he ran up to this kid's door and starts pounding and ran back to the car and we peeled out. Then after leaving walmart, we went back and this time he kicked the shit out of their door or whatever and he jumps back in the car and its pouring rain but something told me not to peel out like i did the first time and as we were leaving, we saw 2 cop cars with their lights off and im willing to bet they were waiting for us to like speed away or someshit. Theres no other reason i can think of that they would be there but whatever. Fucking pigs.

Been hangin out with people trying to have as much fun as possible but those dickheads are in summerschool. Almost got my car taken away but ofcourse talked my way out of it.
Thats all i have to report. Don't be hesitant to ask to chill.
Current Mood: [mood icon] bored
Current Music: william hung- rocket man

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June 18th, 2004


04:25 pm
somebody please tell me
what am i suppose to do?
you died and i'm here
thinking that i hear your voice,
but it's somebody else
it's always somebody else
why did you die?

don't leave me please
i beg you God tonight bring me peace
i'll never sleep without
the dreams of you alive here with me
the brightness left your eyes
as i held your face
don't tell me it's the right time
and your last words will sustain me
until my end...until i see you again
Current Mood: [mood icon] indifferent
Current Music: emery

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June 16th, 2004


07:27 pm - The pool people
Ok heres the situation. I have these 2 neighbors. One is this single lady named Lorie with two kids and the other is a friend of my family. The guys name is Greg Coole. I looked out of my window at approximately 7:20 eastern time to see the two of them in my pool with one of her children. My first instinct was to ask what the fuck they are doing in my pool but then i began to think. They don't think anyone is home. They're dead wrong. This lady's 3 year old kid is lucky he doesn't know whats going on. His name is Aj.

Aj is lucky he doesn't realize that some asshole is holding him up pretending to be interested in this kid so he can fuck his mom at night. She doesn't seem to know what she wants to do shes just watching this son of a bitch hold up her kid and swing him. I think its funny. They are still out there right now.
Hes such a faker.

Greg is a pothead and is about forty five. He also likes the miami dolphins and drives a piece of shit van. I hate to be a nosey neighbor but its kind of hard not too when you see people in your fucking pool. They've never been in there before.

When i'm forty five, i'll have my own pool to swim in. Also, i won't hold some little kid that i don't give two shits about in hopes to make another one with its mother.
Current Mood: [mood icon] mellow
Current Music: OBW and then Hawthorn height

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June 12th, 2004


12:43 am - concertina
Went to a pretty sweet concert tonight at the factory. 4 of the 5 bands were kind of emocore or whatever. Its not a bad thing but i went to see alexisonfire. Overall, it was just a really fun time. I still can't hear anything and i left the factory almost 3 and a half hours ago. I wish that i would have went yesterday because into the moat played, 18 visions, and underoath. That would have been hardcore. Aw man i just thought that i'd mention that before the show, we went to park behind the factory but it was full and as we were pulling out, we saw alexisonfire outside and they were smokin pot.hahah.

I'm listening to Norma Jean right now and if you haven't heard them and like hardcore or even metalcore or just want to hear some seriously sick shit,buy their cd or download some.

School is out which is awesome.I have to activate my cell again but clal me sometime to chill. 305 206 0325


"It all comes to these words a batte field inside my mind.
Shall i take her or leave her.
I will site my sites north.
I will not feed it doubt.
I will not be cursed by doubt or a concubine wife."
Current Mood: deaf
Current Music: Norma Jean- the human face divine

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June 6th, 2004


01:45 am
"Baby look me in the eyes
And tell me if
I'm the kinda girl you like
I'm feeling you
Cuz sweetie you're my kinda guy
That's what it is
Think about it you just might
wanna run with this
All night long
And if you want me we can keep this going
Let me tell you I'm the type that's strong
And I don't trust a lot of men I'm independent
I ain't like some other women

See anywhere I go I'm spotted
And anything I want I got it
5'5" with brown eyes
Smile like the sunrise"
Current Mood: tired yet awake

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